President of Belarus, Lukashenko warns Ukraine of heavy losses

Military build-up on the Ukraine-Belarus border

One-third of the Belarusian army deployed on the Ukraine border@eriknjoka brings you this report

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— WION (@WIONews) August 18, 2024

No one could blame Belarus for just, you know, annexing some piece of the Ukraine near the border. Say, Kiev for instance.

The Ukraine started a very strange precedent with their six mile death march into Russia. Now anyone can do this to them. They should do it from the Moldova/Transnistria side too.

Just make it like a porno, where things are getting shoved in everywhere.

Sorry, that was an inappropriate joke. I’m so sorry for saying something so vulgar on my website.

Sorry, that was an inappropriate map. I’m so sorry for posting a map like that on my website.

This was the correct map:

I say just shove things in that stupid fake country.

Reuters:

Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko said on Sunday that Ukraine had stationed more than 120,000 troops at its border with Belarus and Minsk had deployed nearly a third of its armed forces along the entire border, the Belta state news agency reported.

Lukashenko, a staunch ally of Vladimir Putin, was speaking against the backdrop of a Ukrainian incursion into Russia that began on Aug. 6 when thousands of Kyiv’s troops smashed through Russia’s western border in a major embarrassment for Putin’s top military brass.

“Seeing their aggressive policy, we have introduced there and placed in certain points – in case of war, they would be defence – our military along the entire border,” Belta cited Lukashenko as saying in an interview with Russian state television.

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Lukashenko did not say exactly how many troops Minsk deployed along the border. Belarus’ professional army has about 48,000 troops and around 12,000 state border troops, according to the 2022 International Institute for Strategic Studies’ Military Balance.

Yeah, and they’re well trained.

Belarus is so cold your nipples become like needles even if you’re wearing a goose down.

You have to wear bear skin, like the QAnon shaman.

And the only thing you can do in a bear skin is eat soup and train for killings your enemies.

Poland wants to invade Belarus, but it will be a real war, – Lukashenko.

In an interview for the Russia TV channel, Lukashenko said that the West plans to “already openly join in” with the help of NATO troops.

“Now they are supplying weapons there, mercenaries… This is… pic.twitter.com/LP7Bkuqbe5

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) August 18, 2024

By the way, with regards to the headline, I just want you to know that I was thinking “if Russia is the bear, then what is the Ukraine?” I decided on “the dolphin.”

Dolphins are the only animal that has gay anal sex in front of children.

Plus, whereas a bear will maul you to death, if you poke a dolphin, it will just start quacking like a punk ass bitch.

Harpoon these freaks, Mr. Lukashenko.

We don’t have much time.

People are getting really bored of this gay and retarded fake country.