UFC fighter Sean Strickland, who was a neo-Nazi until black people were nice to him.
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Years ago, back when he was still relevant, documentary filmmaker Michael Moore had this to say about our favorite race of people:
White people scare the crap out of me . . . I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord . . .